Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Day 214 = Running + Random Facebook People

You ever get Friend Requests on Facebook from people you don't even know? Of course you do, unless you are one of those freaks who thinks he can avoid being on the grid. Nice try, loser.

So recently, I got this friend request on Facebook. I read this woman's Info page and she goes on and on about her family and how VERY HAPPY (she wrote in all caps) she is and SO IN LOVE with her HUSBAND and KIDS (again, all caps).

Why the fuck should I care, D.P. of Round Rock, Texas, that you are soooo fucking happy? I don't even know you. Aren't you happy enough in your life without having to make a new virtual friendship with me? Is there some emptiness you are denying in your life? D.P., I think you need to probably take a long hard look at why you are stalking a total stranger on Facebook. You're 50, for God's sake. Shouldn't you be established enough by now?

Anyway, then I went for a run. Have a nice day!

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