Podcast 1 from "How Stuff Works" was "How Do Face Transplants Work." On my run, I was completely fascinated with a story about how a French woman's dog chewed off the bottom of her face because he thought she was dead, and she was one of the first face transplants. Then I saw a deer in my path. It stopped and looked at me. We made eye contact. I slowed down and got closer. I said, "shoo, deer." And y'all, its little furry tail wiggled. I couldn't help but wonder if that deer was about to sneak up behind me and try to maul my face off.
Podcast 2 was "How Do Aphrodisiacs Work." You know the stuff. Spanish Fly. Funky Cold Medina. Wine. Ok, the last one is my personal favorite, but I had to throw it in there. For men, the scents of lavender and pumpkin pie raise the blood flow by 40%. Also, exercise is a good aphrodisiac. It increases endorphines and emits pheromones. I'm just sayin. I'm on Day 83, people. You do the math.
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